Damnit, another company is getting involved in the lucrative Malt beverage market. Captain Morgan's spiced rum is also coming out with a drink to compete with SKYY, Mike's, Bacardi, and Smirnoff. So many malt liquors, so little time
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Captain Morgan's Malt
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 Gilberto |
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Posts: 364 (05/31/02 11:30:29) |
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cse |
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Posts: 438 (05/31/02 16:20:14) Robespiette |
i love that they're selling the malt liquors to prissy girls instead of to gangsters now!
its all about packaging |
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Gilberto |
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Posts: 364 (06/05/02 14:45:17) |
I think a Captain Morgan Malt would go well with a Kool cigarette, and that aint no prissy girls combo
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ColdBacon |
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Posts: 3759 (06/07/02 18:14:40) The Sauce |
dude,
it's all about the fact that it goes down so easy. and is so much less filling than beer. and it's frizzy. and i can't do any ratings because i can't try them all as fast as they keep making new ones. |
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cse |
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Posts: 438 (06/08/02 07:05:02) Robespiette |
it's that they contain about a 1/4 cup of sugar each
and that they're frizzy |
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ColdBacon |
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Posts: 3759 (06/08/02 17:27:26) The Sauce |
and who doesn't want that?
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Gilberto |
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Posts: 364 (06/10/02 08:42:36) |
It'l put the weight on ya
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ColdBacon |
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Posts: 3759 (06/10/02 14:25:10) The Sauce |
your head is squished
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Gilberto |
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Posts: 364 (07/29/02 11:34:30) |
so
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ColdBacon |
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Posts: 3759 (07/29/02 15:32:05) The Sauce |
CSE wrote:
>i love that they're selling the malt liquors to prissy girls instead of to gangsters now! Well I think I could sell prissy girls to gangsters and then use the money to buy malt. its all about packaging |
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Gilberto |
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Posts: 364 (07/30/02 12:08:32) |
It ain't easy to find a well packaged ho
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ColdBacon |
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Posts: 3759 (07/30/02 15:36:36) The Sauce |
your head is squished.
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ColdBacon |
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Posts: 3759 (07/30/02 21:43:59) The Sauce |
dude. i just discovered the coolest thing. don't do this in public. but take a smirnoff or citrona or any of the heavily carbonated ones. put your lips around it like a cock. and then shake the bottle a little. your cheeks will suddenly puff up with air. it's cool. better than in my stomach.
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Princess Vee |
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Posts: 988 (08/01/02 07:36:17) |
i can't believe you just said 'put your lips around it like a cock'
you ARE gay! that's not for shock-value, that's you coming out. congratulations. *applause* btw, thanks to anyone and everyone who put money in the stupid box. now the next goal is to go out and try every single one of these drinks. come on, it's not that hard. you can get it in 6, everyday you drink 3, your significant other drinks 3, and you're keeping up. i'm getting the citrona one today. |
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Gilberto |
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Posts: 364 (08/01/02 14:14:51) |
Coldbacon, I cannot believe that you said "put your lips around it like a cock" either. That was shocking, totally shocking. Why couldn't you say, put your lips around it, and that's it. Why did you have to mention a cock at all?
Also, what is all of this stuff about the Starsky and Hutch sequel? Is that really you in disguise? |
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ColdBacon |
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Posts: 3759 (08/01/02 17:04:37) The Sauce |
Princess Vee Wrote:
come on, it's not that hard. you can get it in 6, everyday you drink 3, your significant other drinks 3, and you're keeping up. ??? |
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Princess Vee |
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Posts: 988 (08/01/02 20:06:19) |
hello, you buy the malt beverages in 6-packs.
that's what i meant. it's not that hard to drink 3/night, if someone else will drink 3 with you. one while you're making dinner, one during dinner, one while you're bumming around afterward. voila. then you can keep up with all the newest latest coolest drinks. i had the stoli citrona tonight. blech. it comes in at #3, at best. after Skyy Blue and Smirnoff. the citrona people went shIthouse on the carbonation. not good! i'm trying docs hard lemonade next. it's by anheuser busch. although, based on bacardi silver, that doesn't mean much. what about hurricane? has anyone tried hurricane? or what about tequiza? i went to the anheuser busch website, can you tell? did you know that you have to be 21 to enter the stupid site? i mean, since when is underaged looking illegal?!?!? |
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Gilberto |
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Posts: 364 (08/02/02 09:41:47) |
Why do you Americans always talk about liquor? Why don' t you just drink it instead!!!! It never ceases to amaze me how the American kids like to talk about Beer. Why? Just drink it and get fat, but don't make beer the center of the conversation!!!
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ColdBacon |
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Posts: 3759 (08/02/02 15:42:20) The Sauce |
yeah. everyone's always trying to make alcohol the center of conversation. god damn.
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