Humor

pre-date googling

feeds@yuku.com (ColdBacon) — Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:05:35 GMT

The details people find also can provide a few talking points to get past the initial awkwardness of a first date though not everyone likes to admit that they've done their research.

It seems like in contemporary dating, it's this elaborate dance between two people who already know a lot of what their date is talking about, but they can't admit it, says David Silver, an assistant professor of media studies at the University of San Francisco who studies online culture.

You nod...

Survey: 90 percent of schoolchildren have been bullied

feeds@yuku.com (ColdBacon) — Fri, 13 Apr 2007 15:54:06 GMT

and 100% of americans have been bullied too, by the whitehouse.

Chidol...

feeds@yuku.com (ColdBacon) — Sat, 07 Apr 2007 20:52:06 GMT

Simon Cowell-esque criticisms and crying have been banned from China's version of "American Idol."

my country's wonderful, i dont have to think about anything!

feeds@yuku.com (Dan1jab) — Sun, 18 Feb 2007 12:28:56 GMT

www.superdeluxe.com/sd/co...3E520D4ED9

oh my goodness, i enjoyed that SO much.

Destructive mussels threaten California water lines

feeds@yuku.com (ColdBacon) — Sat, 27 Jan 2007 18:35:33 GMT

that just sounds funnny.

Prohibited To Sell

feeds@yuku.com (ColdBacon) — Sun, 17 Sep 2006 15:28:43 GMT

cell phone camera. please excuse quality. we are prohibited to use real camera in store.

Revived toddler baffles medical experts

feeds@yuku.com (ColdBacon) — Fri, 14 Nov 2003 17:00:08 GMT

now this is surely the makings of a dumb onion article. article begins something like: asking hard questions about bioavailability, medical statistics, and future directions of gene therapy protocols, four-year old Timmy Jones was able to completely baffle a team of noted doctors at Boston's prestigious Mass General Hospital.

old cartoons / captions

feeds@yuku.com (Unregistered(d)) — Thu, 13 Nov 2003 09:23:01 GMT

some of these are good. the newest are not the best. what's funnier than the not-great ones, if you look through some of the comments, is the guy's dry disdain for the
"I just totally spit out my coffee LOL!!!" doofs who leave their compliments.

www.livejournal.com/users/with_gusto/

Dear Microsoft

feeds@yuku.com (ColdBacon) — Tue, 12 Aug 2003 12:07:50 GMT

Dear Microsoft,

I am writing to inquire about the possibility of giving your company $100 as a token of appreciation for all they have done for me, and for the world of computing. It is my hope and firm belief that this money will be put to good use in the creation and development of new and benevolent technology. Please let me know what is the best way of transferring these funds to your company.

Yours Sincerely,
P Diddy

This Onion article is:

feeds@yuku.com (ColdBacon) — Thu, 07 Mar 2002 22:21:01 GMT

www.theonion.com/onion361...oting.html

I guess this is a required field

feeds@yuku.com (vaticvixen) — Fri, 30 Nov 2001 13:56:24 GMT

Yes, I chose to write in the empty humor category as opposed to the other simply because I can and the irony tickled me a bit.

I am at a lack of understanding why there are not more posts in the humor sections. I would really enjoy believing that the people who take the time to look over this site as well as write whatever and what have you thought the majority of this site was immensely entertaining. I would like to think that this would consequently lead to leaving a post (if ANY)...