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			<title><![CDATA[ Fraud! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE ITALIC START--><em>this was recorded some time in the summer of 2002.</em><!--EZCODE ITALIC END--><br><br>&gt; I think you're the only one that gets<br>&gt; mad because people don't write you back...<br><br>you miss the point of my tirades against people not writing back. if someone<br>emails someone randomly or excessively and that person doesn't write back.<br>then it is understandable. but if one does not want feedback then one really<br>shouldn't be putting something on the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Apr 2007 21:48:39 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ actions or words? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ ok here goes - want some opinion here.<br><br>should you judge on a persons actions or their words?<br><br>I'm coming to a point where I'm more concerned as to someone being as good as their word.. i.e. backing up words with actions which are congruent with those words.<br><br>words alone are not enough (for me these days)...<br><br>so am I turning into an old reactionary bastard?.. <br><br>I'm not sure - but I tell you this - If I say I'm going to do something I do it!<br><br>been fucking... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:00:25 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ dear EZBoard ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Oh, I fucking hate you. I hate you so fucking much.  For awhile I was just numb, but I think I'm coming back to life and it burns.  It burns like lava on my private parts.  You are awful, and you know what?  Fuck you.  You know what else?  If I hit the back button on my fucking browser, you fucking fuckers, you know what will happen?  I will lose this awesome post.  Because you haven't even built in any kind of motherfucking safety mechanism to either warn me that I&quot;m about to retardedly... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2005 16:53:07 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I'm well aware, damnit ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ What is it that compels so many people to take time out of their should-be busy day to inform me that I look really tired??  Yes. I KNOW. No, NO, REALLY.<br><br>No worthwhile conversation have ever started from this line, so can't we as a species get together and just agree to knock it the fuck off? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2005 15:15:51 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ mother fucker! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ god i hate that guy! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 12 Apr 2005 12:28:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Gossip ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So this totally isnt a rant in the traditional sense, but my dying-to-tell-it-ness is rant-like? Or not. Whatever, the point is, I cant not tell this juicy, juicy piece of gossip, and I feel that to tell it to anyone I know here, would be destructive and mean-spirited, so you guys get it instead. <br><br>Background:<br>Michael is the Chief Curator at the museum where I work, his wife is Claudette. I am one of the assistants in the curatorial department, the other is Sharon, (she is several... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Mar 2005 14:43:27 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ God Hates Me. ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Ever feel like some callous god with a sadistic sense of humor is keeping you down for no reason? I wonder if there really is something called karma, which involves me getting shit on for something bad I did twelve hundred years ago when I was a murderous concubine with a jealous streak. Over and over I take one step forward, four steps back.<br><br>I just started my own business last summer and it's been rough, as is to be expected, but. I'm a contractor &amp; need a truck for work. First I... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 23 Mar 2005 13:22:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ cell phones = satan's spawn ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I have thought long and hard about what it is that so upsets me when I encounter people talking on their freaking cell phones in public places--like, say coffee shops (elitist hipster/yuppie translation: cafs). This is what I have come up with: I'm down with eavesdropping; I do it all the time. It imparts in me a superior feeling of objective omni-science/potence and allows me to substitute other people's boring, irrelevant gossip for my own. But overheard cell phone conversations, on the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 02 Sep 2004 23:43:33 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ no class ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ nobody has any class anymore. where has all the class gone?  where is the damn class? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2004 12:44:24 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Roach Rant ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ So last night while I was watching David Letterman, one of those giant Texas-sized tree roaches started to make its way across my living room wall, up near the ceiling. In general Im reluctant to squish roaches that are bigger than my thumbnail, because of the guts factor I prefer a chemical solution in the case of large roaches. So lacking Raid, or any such agent, I doused the thing in Lysol and he sort of stumbled around a bit and then fell off the wall behind a bit of furniture. Well, I... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Aug 2004 08:40:12 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Joggers ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Joggers:<br>Ok, its 6:20am, my windows slightly frosted up still.  Trying to hold my eyes open on way to work. Working my way through a subdivision to come in the back way, I round a corner and there is a jogger, jogging IN THE ROAD! Sidewalks everywhere, but this nit wit is running along beside the road like its no big deal.  I flip my cigarette butt at him and go on my way to work. No biggie.<br><br>Then on way home, its around 4:30pm, rush hour kicking in pretty heavy.  Somewhere deep in... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 06 Apr 2004 08:54:16 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ my ego is outraged ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I can't believe how severely underrepresented my work is over at a certain webmag's little one-year retrospective. when my writing is clearly among the best, if not the best. now I know what it is to fume. in so many ways I wish to remove my name from the site entirely, and yet I'm just egomaniacal enough to leave it there. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 02 Feb 2004 09:02:01 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ VAGINA! ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <!--EZCODE QUOTE START--><blockquote><strong><em>Quote:</em></strong><hr>New York Post (Online Edition) - U.S. security services told Scotland Yard that the woman - almost certainly linked to al Qaeda - planned to hide 8 to 12 ounces of the material tucked inside her reproductive region, London's Mirror newspaper reported.<hr></blockquote><!--EZCODE QUOTE END--><br><br>reproductive region?<br><br>why can't people just say vagina or uterus? These are anatomical terms not dirty words. grow the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2004 17:43:13 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ having cell phones in cars ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ i think that people should be able to have cell phones in cars<br> ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jan 2004 08:39:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ wtf is wrong with PEOPLE? ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ I get a letter from management saying &quot;several&quot; neighbors have made &quot;numerous&quot; complaints about &quot;excessive&quot; noise coming from my apt???<br>what?<br>I'm almost never home. Sometimes I play one CD loud. One. That's like, what, how long is one CD? Usually I just play like 3 songs and leave my stupid crappy small apt anyway.<br>but more importantly, <br>what the hell is wrong with human beings these days? no one ever asked me to be quiet even once. I'm small and... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Oct 2003 08:25:35 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ avoiding prison ]]></title>
			<link>http://coldbacon.yuku.com/topic/1101/t/avoiding-prison.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ anyone know of any good ways to sublimate office-job-induced homicidal rage? if you say &quot;take a deep breath,&quot; I'll fucking cut you. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jul 2003 12:54:32 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ loving spam ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ got spam from &quot;Burn Fat,&quot; subject line &quot;Burn Fat All Night Long.&quot; all night long, baby. the email was blank so I got to use my imagination.<br><br>also, someone should legally change their name to Burn Fat. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 28 Jul 2003 08:31:58 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Would it make me a hippie... ]]></title>
			<link>http://coldbacon.yuku.com/topic/1105/t/Would-it-make-me-a-hippie-.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ <br>...if I tried to live on even less money? <br><br>I've recently discovered work I can do for very little money that is easy. So now I'm thinking there's no need to every really work (the stress kind) again. <br><br>Does that make me a hippie? Or just another burn out? ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2003 19:01:05 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ I've been holding this in: McSweeney's ]]></title>
			<link>http://coldbacon.yuku.com/topic/1106/t/I-ve-been-holding-this-in-McSweeney-s.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ I hate talking about McSweeney's and so never do but really I'm about to bust my belt buckle here. The website: why do they even fucking bother? Ugh. I can't say anything more, I'm too disgusted. ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2003 09:04:55 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ The Obese Youth of America ]]></title>
			<link>http://coldbacon.yuku.com/topic/1099/t/The-Obese-Youth-of-America.html</link>
			<description><![CDATA[ According to Suzanne Sommers, between 1980 and 1994, childhood obesity increased in the States by 100%! Many children in this country eat at McDonald's twice a day, some three. Yuk!<!--EZCODE EMOTICON START :\ --><img src=http://www.ezboard.com/images/emoticons/ohwell.gif ALT=":\"><!--EZCODE EMOTICON END--> ]]></description>

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			<author>feeds@yuku.com (Gilberto)</author>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 03 Feb 2003 20:50:19 GMT</pubDate>
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