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			<title><![CDATA[ if i hear one more news anchor say &quot;presser&quot; ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ instead of press conference, i'm going to kill someone. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Bacteria for data storage ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Bacteria for data storage<br>By David Pescovitz <br><br>David Pescovitz: Japanese researchers are developing methods to store data as genetic code in a bacteria's DNA. As a proof-of-concept, Keio University professor Masaru Tomita and his colleagues translated "E equals MC squared" and "1905," the year Einstein published his theory of relativity, into the T, C, A, G genetic code and inserted it into a living bacterium. From the Australian Associated Press: <br><br>Genetic coding is so massive... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Alabama boy claims to have killed 1,000-pound wild hog ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ you heard it hear first. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Paula Abdul breaks nose after trying to avoid ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ stepping on her dog. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Study: Tomatoes offer no protection against prostate cancer ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ well alright then, fuckem ! ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2007 12:56:45 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Paparazzi boo Pamela Anderson at Cannes ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ disastre! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Blame the Adjutants ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Her texting was something else ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Human brain has origin in worms and bugs, researchers say ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Va. gunman's family feels hopeless, lost ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ people. please. can we please cut them some slack? do what's right. show them some of the same compassion you've all been professing.<br><br>please. ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Backlash leads to media pullback on Cho video ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ NBC pats self on back for leading pullback--on video THEY RELEASED!!! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Belgrade horses to be sedated for Rolling Stones concert ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Poor weather gives space tourist extra day in orbit for free ]]></title>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Indians outraged after Richard Gere kisses Bollywood actress ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ more like jealous. ha! ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ we hate the news ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ Legion:  Wait.. just a minute... I want to stop you right there.  Can you go back to that, what you were saying before?  That's exactly where I want you to be:  Can you tell us a little about people's reactions?  We understand this to have been really frightening.  Did you see... ah... were there people around who... ah... did you see how emotional people were?  Were people running around and... ah... were they upset?  Did you see this?<br> <br>Student 1:  Yeah, yeah, we were all really blown... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Teething polar bear cub off display ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>BERLIN - Knut, the Berlin Zoo's lovable polar bear cub, was taken off display Monday because of teething pains. <br><br>"He is getting his right upper canine," zoo veterinarian Andre Schuele told The Associated Press.<br><br>Earlier, the 4 1/2-month old cub's daily public appearance was cut short after only 30 minutes and he was put on antibiotics.<br><br>"At the moment he is resting on his blanket and sleeping," Schuele said, adding that despite his lethargy Knut did eat his regular meal... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ Prisoner flees in hijacked helicopter ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>Two men hijacked a helicopter Sunday and forced the pilot to land in a prison courtyard, where they picked up an inmate in a dramatic jailbreak, the pilot told Belgian television.<br><br>The accomplices paid for a helicopter ride at an airstrip near the city of Sint-Truiden, about 40 miles east of Brussels, saying they were tourists from Marseilles in southern France, pilot Eric Mathieu told the RTL-TVI network.<br><br>After takeoff, they produced a pistol and hand-grenade, ordering... ]]></description>

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			<title><![CDATA[ If I Did It: Why I Might Say Nappy Headed Hos ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ 1.Anti-double standard. Blacks are allowed to disparage other races, including their own with relative impunity. So perhaps I felt a little resentful of this double standard. Perhaps I am annoyed with always having to pay for the sins of my fathers. And so in a moment of weakness, I give voice to this subconscious resentment.<br><br>2.Inter-generational strife. The younger generation seems to have less respect for traditional values. Now theyve gone at got all tatted up. Women are ballers.... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Wed, 11 Apr 2007 08:36:00 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Disease underlies Hatfield-McCoy feud ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ <br>The most infamous feud in American folklore, the long-running battle between the Hatfields and McCoys, may be partly explained by a rare, inherited disease that can lead to hair-trigger rage and violent outbursts. <br> <br>Dozens of McCoy descendants apparently have the disease, which causes high blood pressure, racing hearts, severe headaches and too much adrenaline and other "fight or flight" stress hormones.<br><br>No one blames the whole feud on this, but doctors say it could help... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Thu, 05 Apr 2007 20:30:31 GMT</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[ Panda death stuns Berlin after polar bear euphoria ]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[ BERLIN (Reuters) - Berlin Zoo denied media allegations on Tuesday that Knut the celebrity polar bear cub was responsible for the sudden demise of one of its older attractions, a 22-year-old panda who was found dead in her cage. <br><br>ADVERTISEMENT<br> <br>Just four days after the euphoria over the debut of three-and-a-half-month-old &quot;Cuddly Knut&quot;, the mysterious death of Chinese-born Yan Yan stole the headlines in Tuesday's German newspapers.<br><br>Top-selling Bild reported the... ]]></description>

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			<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2007 15:13:01 GMT</pubDate>
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